He's Everywhere, He Is, Like Sh*t In A Field...

Legolas drinks your milkshake.

Try Not To Think About It

This unfathomably horrible key party started over here at the Doctor's place.

Delete, delete, delete...

The soothing delerium of perceived human connectedness and the belief that you are entertaining your friends. That's why I do it, anyway.

Chiropodist Now

There's James and Keira, in character, trying to imagine the foot.

The Punsearchables

This is for the benefit of myself and Google; and what we do in the privacy of my blog is between us and God.

Gangs of New York -> Gangs of New Pork
The Scorpion King -> The Scorpion Kink
O Brother, Where Art Thou? -> O Brother, Where Art Thor?
PS I Love You -> PS I Am You
I Am Legend -> I Am 'The Lord Of Darkness' As Played By Tim Curry In The 1985 Movie LEGEND
Oldboy -> OldBob
Everybody Loves Raymond -> Everybody Is Raymond
Freaks And Geeks -> Freaks And Greeks
Atonement -> A Toenail

Job or No Job, You Can't Tell Me That I'm Not

An homage to possibly the greatest single-season TV show of all time, and also a tribute to Anglo-Hellenic entrepreneurialism. Yiamas!

These Foolish Things Remind Me Of You

The original idea for "Everybody Is Raymond" years ago was to recreate the BEING JOHN MALKOVITCH poster with Ray Romano stick-masks, but it would have taken ages to put together and would've required explaining.

Whereas this one took hardly any time at all - and boy, does it show. Frank here reminds me of the Where's Your Head At? video.

Well Tonight, Thank God It's Them...

The Fresh Prince of Darkness

Let's Swap y'all, Body Swap y'all

Movie Letter Switch

I was too late to join the Movie Letter Switch party over at b3ta.com, but that's never stopped me before.

Change one letter in a movie's title and modify the poster to fit. Here's what we got: